dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

(via armadillo)

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via pretty-fly-for-a-hawkeye)

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

(via borinq)

1500hp:

the aight gatsby

(via mightyschlong)

moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit

moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit

(via swarnpert)

mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

(via j0kebook)

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a-fairytale-in-a-blue-box:

i just went from aw to wtf

(via theycallmebunbuns)