aphaustria:

aphdenmark:

aphaustria:

what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise

what

lmayo

(via puppy-not-want)

georgiaphan:

Just in case it’s the last time.

georgiaphan:

Just in case it’s the last time.

meatbicyclevevo:

tfw u try ur best but dont succeed

meatbicyclevevo:

tfw u try ur best but dont succeed

(via so-uncivilised)

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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(via helloiguess)

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

(via noooooo-ooooo)

eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

(via so-uncivilised)

alarmingpenguin:

free shipping

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on orders $75 or more

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(via spork)

lesbianathogwarts:

dittoh:

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god

(via so-uncivilised)

chinesekleptocracy:

Fall is upon us

chinesekleptocracy:

Fall is upon us

(via josiestillexists)

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

(via noooooo-ooooo)