buttsec:

i just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”

(via wowcanyoumaybenot)

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

(via sorry)

dreamwurks:

Tumblr and the skeleton war 2k14

(via lokilovesmyblog)

bewbin:

nasa trying to eat the moon

bewbin:

nasa trying to eat the moon

(via britishsweethearts)

snooopid:

fatbeyonce:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

I don’t think we understand how iconic this speech was. It’s incredible.

image

(via famliyfeud)

basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

(via orgasmic-humor)

megachikorita:

hamlet is much funnier if you only read the margins and not the actual dialogue

megachikorita:

hamlet is much funnier if you only read the margins and not the actual dialogue

(via thehogwartsstudent)

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that, in 1348, the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

(via famliyfeud)

funny-pictures-uk:

Let us all agree on this simple truth.

funny-pictures-uk:

Let us all agree on this simple truth.

(via stardust-cross)

mlsandry:

we are like young sharknados

(via sickasfrick)